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An attractive MWCPL, Both are 45 y/o, She's 5'6",125#, He's 5'7", 150#, both have brn hair and eye's. We are both clean, fit and DD free. We only swing as a couple. We do this for the excitement factor not because we need it.

We have a great sex life and have a very secure relationship. Sometime we just want to spice things up. We have a hot tub and can entertain the right people.An attractive male for her or female for him.

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We say we're straight but we might "explore" with the right person.

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